“I can’t resist a guy with a big hairy beard... I think that’s a really well needed product.”
“Whisker Dam. Hilariously practical.”
“It’s about a billion times better than shaving your mustache or not drinking beer.”
“I might go as far as saying that I find it more comfortable drinking from a pint glass with the Whisker Dam than without.”
“Not only does this thing do a stand up job at guarding your facial hair, it also looks damn good doing it.”
“protect your investment in the bewhiskered arts, without cramping your style at your favorite upscale beer bar.”
“a great conversation starter when out in a bar... we highly recommend you get one of these dams, ”